A BRIDE was horrified after a bird pooped all over her white dress before she got to take a single professional wedding photo.
One woman revealed the nightmare she experienced on her big day after she opted for an outdoor wedding.
The now married woman says she’d been to a fair few weddings in the past, and her mantra had always been ‘you can’t stress on your wedding day, because it will never go exactly as planned’.
That was certainly the case when she came to tie the knot, opting for a beach wedding.
Despite splashing out on a canopy to guard against the elements, it seems it couldn’t protect her when it came to the wildlife.
The bride shared her shocking tale on WeddingBee, revealing she and her new husband were in the middle of trying to take their professional shots when disaster struck.
She said: “The photographer told us, ‘this is the time to express yourself… these are the ‘over the fireplace’ photos… laugh, cry, do whatever feels right’.
“They didn’t say– ‘watch out for the birds’.
“So, yes, right in the middle of our canoodling… my soon to be husband telling me how beautiful I looked– SPLAT!!”
To her disbelief, a pelican decided to unload all over her white dress.
The bride raged: “A huge pelican dropped one ALL OVER US!
“It was horrible. We hadn’t even taken one real picture yet! At first I screamed. Are you serious?!”
Photos from the day show the poor bride with poop all over the bodice of her gown, clutching her flowers and still smiling.
But she stayed true to her calm mantra, continuing: “I repeated again ‘it will never go exactly as planned’.
“So then, I laughed… and couldn’t stop laughing.
“Some Shout Wipes and hankies later, we were back to taking pictures and on to our ceremony.”
And she had some words of advice for other brides, adding: “So ladies, it won’t go as planned.
“And when it doesn’t, stay poised. No need to be a Bridezilla on your wedding day.”
Her positive attitude has been praised by other women, who admit they wouldn’t be as calm in her situation.
One woman said: “That is awesome!!
“Thank you for sharing and reminding us all that this day is meant to be happy and joyful, not stressful!
“I would be framing the bird poop shot myself.”
Another said: “I wish I had your grace! I love that you didn’t allow it to ruin your day.”
While a third wrote: “Oh my goodness, you are such a good sport because I would have freaked out!”
Meanwhile this bride was shamed for spending £1k on a dress but not providing food, booze or a DJ.
Plus this guest wore a floor length white frock to her pal’s wedding, and people can’t tell who is the bride.
And this bride was distraught after reading her bridesmaids secret chat where they shamed her engagement ring as ‘tacky’.
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